7.10.2011

Hi I am Alfred Prufrock

Hi I am Alfred Prufrock and I am looking for singles in my area! I like spaghetti dinners, mermaids, and walking on the beach. I have really thin limbs and I am balding. I have an assortment of crisp ties so if you want to you can have one, I have too many.
I am genuinely afraid of women so please no making loud noises or sudden movements when I meet you. I like purfume and dresses. I am scared of growing old so please don't be old. I like to walk on foggy streets after my work day.
I am inexperienced with the ladies so if you want pasta with mushrooms, tomato, and ham chunks, and I give you pasta with mushrooms, tomato, and turkey chunks, please don't be mad. If I match you please call soon!